February 2011
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January 2011
Dear you,
Sory that I never talk to you when you ask me whats wrong. It might be a bit awkward to tell you that I’m dying inside because you got back with your ex after your best friend talked you out of asking me out.
Sincerely, me
“Love does not begin and end the way we seem
to think it does. Love is a...”
– Anonymous
Day 4! Religion.
So last year me and Isabella were talking in the hall about how we didn’t like god because it started to many wars and to many people died and shit but we still believed there might be a higher power so we created a new religion called Bob.
So I guess my mom’s been spreading it around and the people I tell have been too because the other day I was looking at this chicks profile that I...
I hope I cross your mind once in a while so I...
Dude, she's to good for you. She'll never say yes,...
I hate leagues.
I don’t even feel like I should have a league.
Do people realize that just two years ago I looked like this:
I was that girl that people would sit behind in class and call; fat and ugly and stupid.
I was that girl that tried to kill herself because she had to sit at a lunch table completely by herself because everyone else hated her that much.
I have...
Hey so I know I haven't talked to you since 4th...
Will someone write me a song like this?
"Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the...
When people see me I want them to think: "DAYUM!...
Not what they think right now.
Chain letters
amanda-needs-you-now:
I hate getting chain letters that say “if you don’t send to bskskrkso you’ll lose the one you love” well I already lost you, no point in that now hm?
Pshhh I don't have ADHD wutchu talkin bout?
I need to pee Starts walking to bathroom but sees a mirror
Eww look at my hair lets straighten that Goes to straighten hair
Now I must wait for my straightener to heat up
I’m going to get a soda wail it does that walks into kitchen and sees the blender
Ya know a home made frapp sounds good starts to blend frapp
I need sugar walks down hall to get sugar
Eww my legs are dry I’m...
Spaghetti for a little friend.
ohyeahmirah:
This is possibly the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen. He’s smiling.
Legalize Gay Marriage
amandabearr:
I don’t know how it’s illegal, I have no idea why people think it’s wrong.
Sometimes it’s easier to just say you’re mad than...
amandabearr:
rockingirlexii:
iwantyoufool:
(via kelvinween, kelvinween)
I wanna know who the fuck taught my mom how to...
Me: *says something*
Mom: *gets super mad over something stupid & yells at me*
Me: *what did I do wrong???*
Mom: *lectures me for 15min on how I'm wrong and I have a bitchy attitude and "what happened to YOU today??*
Me: *tries to get a word in to explain that I'm not wrong and that I agree with her*
Mom: DON'T INTERRUPT ME I'M TALKING!!!
Me: *doesn't want to fight about something stupid so she tells her mom to just stop talking*
Mom: *YOU ARE NOT AN ADULT DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO AND WHAT I'M DOING WRONG*
Me: *goes to bedroom w/ mom screaming at her down the hallway*
This shit gets so old /:
Whenever I'm doing the "the truth is" things and I...
I love people that have huge ass ego's but handle...
My stepmom doesn’t think this is possible haha
Day 3! Drugs&Alcohol
(yeah I forgot to do it so it’s been a few days haha)
I Don’t really approve of any drugs(even tobacco) other than Marijuana(well depending on the person) if you don’t take advantage of it and use it responsibly it doesn’t really have alot of bad things with it.
Alcohol just leads to trouble tho.
I love this song haha
Pissing Soda Can
Bro: Jakalla!!! My soda can is talking to me!!!
Me: OHMYGOSH! What is it saying????
*we lean in and listen to the soda can going tink tink tink cuza the bubbles*
Bro: I THINK IT NEEDS TO GO PEE!
Me: what??
Bro: it keeps talking about tinkling!!
Haha I love this kid He's 10 btw(:
The truth is there are some people that just piss...
She's A ''Slut''.
tedeezy:
Apparently, when a girl knows more guys than girls, that makes her a ”slut”.
Apparently, when the guys that her friends are into stops talking to them starts talking to her, that makes her a ”slut”.
Apparently, when she’s just talking normally to a guy, people see that as ”flirting” & that makes her a ”slut”.
Apparently, when she’s seen with a guy just hanging out, people think...